Milford

–noun
1.
a city in Michigan.
2.
a town that has a gaggle of MILF's

-acronym
1.
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
2.
MILFORD - Mother I'd Like to Fuck Or Ream Daily.

Chuck: Wow, those MILF's are hot!
Earl: There from Milford, MI.
Chuck: I'd MILFORD any one of them.
Earl: What that mean?
Chuck: Mother I'd Like to Fuck Or Ream Daily.
Earl: Gotcha.

by Datsun 420ZX May 19, 2010

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West Milford

White Power capital of the world. People can be heard screaming it out windows and throwing busch cans from trucks. Clinton road has nothing to do with this, that shit aint haunted.

Ron:What the hell was that?
Kyle: Just another white power brother in West Milford, spreading the whites.
Ron:White Power feller.

by THEMANNOTINTHEKLAN October 14, 2011

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West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.

Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.

by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010

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The home of Clinton Road, which is the home of klansmen. I know, I live here. It has a bunch of weird stuff in it, and yes, most of the girls are whores.

This has also been the recent home of bomb threats, as the school have has seven in 07-08, and so far, only one in 08-09.

And yes, there are a lot of druggies and moron's here that like to have sex at the age of twelve. Not saying any names, but you might wanna clean those bedsheets better.

Random Guy 1: You 18?
Random Girl 1: No, but after all, this is West Milford.

by Odd8Out January 24, 2009

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