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Pillsbury Blow Boy

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The act of receiving a blowjob whilst eating a pillsbury cinnamon roll.
Male 1: Dude this morning I came down stairs and my girlfriend made me some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls.

Male 2: Nice.

Male 1: Yeah and while I was eating one she went down on me!

Male 2: So what you're saying is she gave you a Pillsbury Blow Boy?

Male 1: Precisely.
by Stewy The Toucan November 19, 2011
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Pillsbury Doughboys

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When two men are having missionary sex. While one man is getting it anally the other man is getting poked in his belly button and giggling.
Chad and Jim were Pillsbury Doughboys for 20 minutes at 4:50.
by Noodles the Clown October 16, 2009
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Pillsbury Dough Boy

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Simply, performing cunnilingus on a female with a yeast infection.
Joan had some itching in her underpants due to her yeast infection, but Carl gave her the Pillsbury Dough Boy anyway.
by admin@jordantate.com October 5, 2004
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Millburn High

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Millburn High is trashed by it's surrounding towns because they wish they went here. The worst school that will be attended by a student of the graduating class will still go to a top 100 school. The kids score higher on the SATS than the president. The student parking lot is full of beemers, benz, lexus, rolls royce, porsche, hummer, cadilacs, rovers.. if it's a luxury car we've got it. We all claim to hate this town but.. were rich and we no it. We'd rather be known for being obnoxiouse than not being known. Our school is made up of residence from Short Hills and Millburn. Millburn is known as the ghetto of Short Hills, and as a a resident form Short HIlls i could say the income of both towns is equivalent.. but hey Short HIlls is SHort Hills and MILLBurn will never be that. The skaters bust there 'stoges' in between class, we're threatened about cuttting but never are we reported, our partys are always busted by our oh so dedicated cops. We live in one of the richest towns in the world, our school is in the top 5.. so let's quit complaining and shove it in the poor surrounding towns faces.
you go to millburn high? shitt how big's your house?
by rich bitch November 28, 2006
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I currently attend this middle school, the reason I'm writing this is that all I see is bad things about this school. Don't get me wrong, there are bad sides to this school but, there are also good things. Most of the teachers and staff are kind, BESIDES YOU, MS BONTEMPO. Anyway, all you gotta do is try finding friends that you trust. I'm happy about this community.
Person 1: That kid has daddy money.

Person 2: He probably goes to MMS. (Millburn Middle School)
by lans :) March 24, 2022
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Millburn High

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A school that matters less than everyone thinks it does.
Who cares if it's got hundreds of extremely wealthy, entitled students? It blends in perfectly with other New Jersey wealthy towns like Livingston, Summit, Chatham, Far Hills, Essex Falls, Mountain Lakes, Watchung, Glen Ridge, etc.
Students from Millburn will end up at good colleges, but are by no means incredibly smart. Half the grade, on average, gets below an 1800 on the SATs.
There are also all the usual high school cliques, including the jocks, nerds, preps, goths, skaters, stoners, japs, and outcasts.
It's hit-or-miss in terms of teacher quality, and there are plenty of troubled kids always breaking the rules for reasons beyond "Well-my-daddy-told-me, I-can-do-anything-I-want."
There are hardly any field trips, but the music program is quite good, and there's a nice new turf football field. However, typical of an affluent, intense town, the arts program is notoriously underfunded.
Chances are, once a kid leaves Millburn High, they won't be remembering the four years there as "the best in their lives" and "the only time they felt truly at home" and "the time when I could be myself".
It's high school. Get over yourselves. It's not like life.
No one judges you by judging Millburn. Wait until you make something of yourself before you start measuring yourself up in the eyes of the world.
Mika: I went to Millburn High back in the day.
Joey: Oh. I've heard it's really rich and full of conformist JAPs, and that everyone is a genius, and the parties really suck, and everyone is always getting high on their dad's money before embarking on fabulous Wall Street careers.
Mika: Nope. I spent my summers at home, and I had normal friends, who I partied with, but we were never out of control because we wanted our parents to trust us, and we were rich, but not rich enough to misunderstand the value of money.
Joey: Oh. What do you do now?
Mika: Well, I went to NYU, and I've been working really heard as an accountant. Life isn't a bed of roses, but it's not bad either.
Joey: So, have you been back to visit?
Mika: Nah, it isn't really worth my time.
by speaker of da house March 4, 2008
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millsboro

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A small town in Sussex county Delaware. Sussex county is one of the most hillbillyish places you will ever go.
I have to run millsboro to get food.
by Millsboro January 24, 2018
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