A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.
James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.
by Officer Matt O'Brien November 06, 2021
Giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his ass. After the "milkman" delivers the "milk" (jizz) he pops the ass cookie into the milker's mouth and yells DING DONG SPECIAL DELIVERY!
by D'Bickashaw O'Shaghennessey December 17, 2013
"The Shady MilkMan": Is the man that is taking care of your Wife (or Girlfriend) while you are overseas. While he is taking care of her she is taking care of him with all of the money that you have earned from the ( Enter any Military Service here, except the Coast Guard). The shady Milk Man has often been referred to as a "Smooth Operator", " Jody", "Slick Willy", "Bad Motor Scooter", "Sancho", and "Tyrone".
Preach: So did you hear about my wife Brittani?
Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!
Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!
by The Preacher 478 February 03, 2010
When a female and her siblings are compared and she looks nothing like any of them, she is said to be the milkman's daughter insinuating her mother had an affair with the milkman and she was the resulting offspring.
Cindy is tall and blonde and her sisters are average and brunette, so she must be the milkman's daughter.
by disequillibrium August 30, 2008
Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism. Enjoys tormenting Karen and causing wholesale slaughter and crushing bicycles with his milk van, usually under the influence of cough syrup or cheap booze
by lordraydens August 12, 2008
Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.
by Gordy W. June 10, 2023
Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower
Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross
Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross
by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 04, 2007