Simp Milker

A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.
Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything
by festerq105 February 24, 2022
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Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.
"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.
by S Wall September 09, 2005
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Cock Milker

A person who engages with sexual activity with men on a level that is neither respectable nor healthy, usually multiple men per day/night. The Cock Milker's lust for dick derives from their uncontrollable craving for semen, ravenously pleasuring cocks so they may harvest their sticky load. It's almost as if the creamy yield sustains their well being.
Person 1: "Elizabeth barricaded herself in that gloryhole! We've been trying to get her out for three hours now!"

Person 2: "Leave her be, a Cock Milker can't change her cumstreaks."
by ShitLeopard February 05, 2014
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dick milker

Damn g, dawn was a total dick milker last night!
by J.T. murda June 25, 2008
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Penis Milker

Someone who milks the penis like a cow tit when giving a handjob. It can also be an insult.
"She was a good penis milker"

"Youre such a penis milker!"
by Shenis Honey January 09, 2013
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khazar milkers

Abigail Shapiro has some nice khazar milkers.
by WomperWompWompy July 13, 2023
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mommy milkers

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no matter the color no matter the size theyre all hot. If YOU are an ass guy youre probably 12 but if ur not twelve and ur still an ass guy well then- get ur eyes checked pls. anyways these wonderful mommy milkers are not only used for feeding children but they are also very very squishy some less squishy some more squishy !! we ❤ the sag too ofc !! all mommy milkers r so perfect and amazing
eda: hey dude ur mommy milkers r nice !!
aramantha: why thank you urs r even nicer !<3

don't compliment strangers like this lol its uncomfortable
by iheartjadewest January 22, 2021
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