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Welsh Mike's

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Sheep Shagging Homosexuals who have fat women because the sheep get all the action,,,Also the name means a friendless no life big girls blouse who has sexual intercourse with close family members(usually of male sex)
Inbred from generations ago to cross DNA with Sheep,Ugly fat women and generally anything which has no taste.
by Creator March 3, 2003
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Mike's Law

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In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013
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Mike’s Ratio

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When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.
Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.
by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019
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Milk’s at the Pool

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Characterized by perfect weather. Time typically spent relaxing outdoors or by water.

As a phrase, "milk’s at the pool" refers to atmospheric conditions as well as a state of mind.
“It’s nice to have time away from the office. Thanks for taking me to the lake.”
“Ya, man. Milk’s at the pool.”
by ed.wrld April 22, 2021
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Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.
I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022
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Mike's

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This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.
OMG you're such a Mike's
by imhot24/7 June 8, 2023
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Mike's Dynamite Stick

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While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"
Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it
by Sand Dollar Jr February 12, 2024
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