misfortunes never come singly

this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.

A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.

by Nabeel, January 15, 2008

West Milford

White Power capital of the world. People can be heard screaming it out windows and throwing busch cans from trucks. Clinton road has nothing to do with this, that shit aint haunted.

Ron:What the hell was that?
Kyle: Just another white power brother in West Milford, spreading the whites.
Ron:White Power feller.

by THEMANNOTINTHEKLAN October 14, 2011

milfotaur

A milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypersexuality. A milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.

A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example of a milfotaur.

by danotaur June 17, 2010

West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.

Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.

by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010

West Milford

The home of Clinton Road, which is the home of klansmen. I know, I live here. It has a bunch of weird stuff in it, and yes, most of the girls are whores.

This has also been the recent home of bomb threats, as the school have has seven in 07-08, and so far, only one in 08-09.

And yes, there are a lot of druggies and moron's here that like to have sex at the age of twelve. Not saying any names, but you might wanna clean those bedsheets better.

Random Guy 1: You 18?
Random Girl 1: No, but after all, this is West Milford.

by Odd8Out January 24, 2009

Milford, CT

Quite possibly the best place to live in Connecticut.

Let’s go to the coziest town in Connecticut, Milford, CT.

by Hello2019 March 11, 2019

Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.

Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022