Mikey

Huge penis, loves girls, ladies man. Every girl Lowkey wants him inside her.

Omg Mikey stop

by Really Vinnie to bug July 3, 2016

Mikey

Socially awkward

Mikey is just socially awkward

by 10056798321 April 4, 2019

Mikey

An abusive piece of shit who expects you to be loyal to him while he cheats on you. Most likely went to prison.

Wow that guy was such a nightmare. For sure a Mikey

by Lucilovesherjordy August 20, 2019

Mikey

A guy who glows and is pretty damn amazing. All the girls faint when he walks pass, and is SPECTACULAR in bed. He's sweet, athletic, and has a gorgeous smile along with his Blueish yellowish eyes. When you look into them you feel like you can't float into the sea. He looks his best in American Eagle boxers(:

"I wish my boyfriend was a Mikey"

*Mikey walking up*
Girl: "oh my god, I'm fixing to climax"

by Cindy718 May 29, 2011

Mikey

a beautiful boy with blond hair green/blue eyes. not afraid to do silly things in public and will make you laugh. a lovely boy who likes cuddles and is very affectionate <3

perosn 1: 'omg, he's soooo beautful!'
person 2: 'he's a real mikey'

by ilikepenguins November 19, 2010

Mikey

Fagguettè

Mikey is Fagguetè

by Pprenren October 17, 2019

Mikey

Usaully, a fat, orange and a potato head. A Mikey has no friends. He cant get any girls because he's very insecure. A Mikey also loves to eat junk food example: Pizza, chips, donuts etc.

Hey have you seen that kid today in the corner? He looks very Mikey.

by HAHAJOKER January 22, 2017