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Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.
Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war
by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020
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microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for
someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK
by rullski June 2, 2023
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.
1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Microphone Blowdryer

The act in which someone rips cheeks into a microphone so someone on the other end can hear it. It is also used for sexual pleasure as you sniff the microphone with it being so close to your nose already.
Jared - Bro what was that noise
You - Sorry I was just doing a Microphone Blowdryer to myself
by Dinomax65 October 18, 2025
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Kurt Cobain's Microphone

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
by Sieffy March 21, 2017
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Meat Microphone

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
by rack757 November 10, 2011
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