metallica

an awesome heavy metal band that helped pioneer metal and keep it alive and needs no introduction

Metallica is the greatest music pioneer ever

by DanMo August 25, 2005

metabolic privilege

biological advantages that enable endless eating, drinking, risk taking, and other degenerate behavior at little cost

farnsworth exercises his metabolic privilege by partying, traveling, working out, and building businesses while working a full time job and not needing much sleep

by young farnsworth March 19, 2022

Metahlia

A sweet girl who is always there for someone. She has a few really close friends and always puts them before herself, when she feels sad, there’s always a group there to help her out. If you ever come across a Metahlia, she normally has a beautiful singing/reading voice and when online, she’s normally in a call or talking to someone. She’s unsure about relationships and use to and or has one. If your best friends with a Metahlia, lucky.

“Metahlia is always helping me!”

“She helps me too! She’s amazing”

by NotZ March 31, 2021

Metaphorically Rose.

the literal opposite of a horse girl.

mutantcarsteve: "hey motherfuckin rose. *sends horse gif*"

Metaphorically Rose: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD STOP SENDING ME HORSE GIFS I HATE THEM SO MUCH. I AM METAPHORICALLY ROSE."

by mutantcarsteve. November 16, 2021

metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.

I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.

by SykoSniper June 14, 2004

metallica

Metallica is a legendary band that helped define the genre of thrash metal (though nowadays their sound can be considered more hard rock or garage than thrash). Their first lineup was James Hetfield (vocals and rhythm guitar), Lars Ulrich (drums), Dave Mustaine (lead guitar), and Ron McGoveney (bass). Ron was replaced with Cliff Burton and Dave was replaced with Kirk Hammett and they released their first album (Kill 'em All) in 1983. The rest of their albums include Ride the Lightning (1984), Master of Puppets (1986), ...And Justice For All (1988), Metallica (aka ''The Black Album'')(1991), Load (1996), Reload (1997), Garage Inc. (1998), S&M (1999), and St. Anger (2003). During their Master of Puppets tour, Cliff Burton died in a tragic bus accident on September 27, 1986. He was replaced with Jason Newsted, and Jason left in the late 90's and was replaced with Robert Trujillo. Metallica has gone through their share of struggles and hardships (Cliff's death, James' alchohol problems, Lars filing a lawsuit against Napster, and conflicts with each other), but they have managed to withstand the test of time and give it their all. Metallica is a great band and those who disagree need to stop making a big deal about it.

Sorry to all the Metallibashers out there, because Metallica's gonna be around for years to come.

by 62Orion86 September 26, 2005

New Metallica

Completely shocking. Metallica has completely changed their message, attitude, and even their genre of music... and there nothing more on the face of the earth that angers me more. I'd say something like "James, I'm madly in anger with you", but that would require me to admit that i actually listened to their new crap. Their lyrics have changed from brutal statements of the truth of the world (except for battery... i have no idea what that song's about) to angsty "I hate the world but i'm too busy feeling sorry for myself to try to change it" stuff that appeals to pimps and Iron Maiden fans who've never heard of Eddie. I mean, if you listend to Saint Anger, you sit there and wonder "Did They even listen to kill em all?". The lyrics aren't deep or truthful; they are angsty and damn near emo. If I hadn't heard Ride the Lightning, I'd swear that they don't know how to play their instruments, but they can. They just choose not to for some reason. New Metallica's songs are about what people want to hear, not about what Metallica wants to say, there is no denying that. So, as music is a method of self expression, it can be argued that the new metallica is not even music. The original style of metallica is dead, but to add insult to injury, the mainstream which has grabbed them and disfigured their music to sound just like Slayer and Iron Maiden and nearly every other popular band (About nothing, no change in tempo, and sounds exactly the same) also claims that the true metallica music was uninspired, boring, and immature. "They did some demo recordings called "Kill em all", "Ride the Lightning", "Master of Puppets", and "And justice for all" " ?!?!?!!?!?!? Master of puppets is a masterpiece. Music like that is NOT easy to play at all. The guitars are more important than the lyrics. Can you even imagine the new "metallica" doing an instrumental? Metallica started in their prime and left it. They forgot what their music is about. They forgot how to play their instruments. Hetfield forgot how to sing. They forgot to forget to get a haircut. New metallica is uninspired, boring, severely unintellegent, lethargic, tallentless, drab, pointless and meaningless. And guess what? ALL YOU NEW IDIOTS LOVE IT! If an autistic 9 year old missing 3 fingers can play a song on guitar, it is NOT really metallica. A decent riff has not escaped James Hetfield's guitar since "Fuel", and that one only had 4 different notes in it so it barely counts. Metallica are thrash, and these new guys are nothing.

St. Anguish...
It ain't their bitch, but the New Metallica are popculture's bitches.

by Zack. email me at [e-mail] if you disagree so i can yell at you. January 12, 2006