Medieval Slut

A girl who dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, and pretends to be a slut, but in reality hasn't done shit, or may be even prude.

"Oh my oh my, Lolita is such a medieval slut, I heard that all she's done is make out."

by the gangster ass nigga eats December 9, 2008

Medieval Ugly

When you are so ugly that you would even be considered ugly back in times when they had no toothbrushes, braces, and flushing toilets.

Elizabeth is medieval ugly. I would rather beat her with a stick than touch her.

by llamasftw March 25, 2012

Memevalanche

Sharing so many memes with a friend/group at once that single memes don't get appreciated among the sheer number of memes.
Must be at least 15 memes long.

Friend 1:"Man, have you seen that dank meme Person shared in the group chat?"
Friend 2:"No, when was that?"
Friend 1:"You must have missed it because it was in the middle of his memevalanche."

by KJ_Tailor August 27, 2017

Medieval Dickweed

Adjective: A term used to describe a individual who is being rude and or annoying. The individual may have also done something to hurt the describer

Knight:*kills Ted*
Bill: You killed Ted you Medieval Dickweed!

by Dont Neg ME October 8, 2018

Medieval Shit

The act of taking a shit in the dark when you have no power.

I'm going to be pissed if this storm causes me to have to take a medieval shit.

by UnappealingHangover April 23, 2020

Medieval Knievel

A "way back when" stunt-daredevil on horseback. Don Quixote comes to mind.

I wonder --- if Medieval Knievel had possessed a motorcycle, would he have tried jumping over windmills instead of charging them?

by QuacksO September 3, 2020

Medieval Cop

Medieval Cop is a mystery/humor game series created by GeminiGamer, also known as VasantJ. The games are centered around a depressed, drunk cop named Dregg Moriss who solves crimes and fights gods

Medieval Cop is the greatest game series ever created!

The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!

by Dead Dregger September 24, 2021