Mummified

Have anal intercourse, when finished, use a towel or toilet paper to wipe off your penis. For the brief moment it is covered in cloth, it has been mummified

Bro did you get mummified last night?
Hell yeah! Jenny is a freak!

by Air Assault November 3, 2020

messified

v. Raised to the level of the Gods.

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The mayor thinks she has been messified. I beg to differ. She isn’t even a maradonair.

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022