Mellophone

An instrument commonly used for marching bands and drum corps. Basically a trumpet that has suffered both repeated instances of anal rape and consensual anal sex, resulting in a key of F, standing for Fucked in the ass. Often referred to comically as the prison trumpet by those who play trumpet, an instrument that has been spared vicious anal sex.

I'm a mellophone player, therefore I play an instrument that has been raped by me and dozens of other men at the same time resulting in an enlarged bell.

by Teehee1324 December 28, 2011

melatonedog

A cool way to say melatonin. Usually a 10mg tablet.

Hey Brendan, can you give me a melatonedog? I want to get some bomb-ass sleep tonight.

by Kathdaddy February 2, 2018

melloneice

A Beautiful , kind hearted, eccentric Queen.

She is Melloneice.

by MeQueen May 25, 2018

Melloney

Melloney
This is a very charming female,very seductive,rarely smiles but if u put a smile on her face your in there,But don't whatsoever make her mad then you'll lose a good friend.Gives her last if need be,AT the very last fellows if u ever get a chance with her by all means keep her.

The word Melloney is very common

by 22Stank November 24, 2021

Mellophone

The greatest instrument in the marching band. Other sections are incredibly jealous of the mellophones, and often their girlfriend s will ditch them to sit with the mellos.

Trumpet player: Ahh dude. My gf left me for that mello player.

Trumpet player 2: maybe if I player mellophone my mom would like me

by Lostduty June 21, 2022

Millstone Coffee

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company.

MIllstone Coffee was the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Millstone Coffee

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company. The company sold whole bean and ground coffee in retail settings and on its website.

On September 9, 2016, J.M. Smucker Co. announced its decision to discontinue the Millstone Coffee brand, citing 'lack of sustainable demand

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023