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may 9

by chief kieth May 8, 2022
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May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.
Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day
by random teenage girl November 22, 2022
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May 9

Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties
by Mcgoob May 9, 2023
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May 9

day of being my girlfriend
what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf
by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019
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May 9

Straight legends and coolest people were born on May 9th. Food loving and cuties day….
Just coolest !!!
Hey did u know sally gave birth on may 9th?

Oh her baby would be just coolest
by Cutiepuppy November 22, 2021
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May 9

On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.
1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?

2 person: YESSS
by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021
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May 9

Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!
Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh
by Nrbdjdndndbd May 8, 2022
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