may 9

a day to fuck ur girl

john fucked his crush on may 9th

by chief kieth May 8, 2022

May 9

day of being my girlfriend

what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf

by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019

may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

May 9

National Fighting Day

Person 1: Omg it’s may 9!
Person 2:Hurry get your phone out!!

*fighting noises*

by lmaosavvdictionary May 5, 2023

May 9

National send a tittie picture day

Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties

by Mcgoob May 9, 2023

May 9

On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.

1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?

2 person: YESSS

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

May 9

On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.

1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021