May 5th

National send her a picture of your hand day.

He sent her a picture of his hand
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by checkbeerstealer May 5, 2025

May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 3, 2024

May 5th

National Send A Booty Pic Day

“Yo can I get a booty pic?”
“Why?”

“It’s May 5th!”
“Ohh okay”

by theecheff May 5, 2022

May 5th

National kiss your crush day

Zoey:That’s your crush dude!
Sam: Shhhh
Zoey: You know, it’s May 5th

Sam: So?
Zoey: It’s national kiss your crush day!!

by Ur moooom May 4, 2022

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

may 5th

National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.

Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?

Becauseits may 5th

by skibidi_braintot May 3, 2024

May 5th

May 5th is national send Layton a ass pic day

Happy May 5th Layton!!! *sends ass pic*

by dannyduncansixtyninedotcom May 5, 2022