Mesbian

A straight man who hangs out with lesbians.

Dan might be able to find a date if he wasn't such a mesbian.

by talula007 February 1, 2010

Mesbian

A non derogatory term for a male homosexual.

"Let's all go out to the Mesbian bar!"

or

"Hey look, its big mesbian Al!"

or

"You country fried mesbian!"

by "Hey Now" Hank Kingsly October 27, 2011

Mesbian

A male lesbian

Vanessa is such a mesbian!

by Lent.REP August 5, 2012

Mesbian

A lesbian, but for males.

"God, he's such a mesbian."
"Eh?"
"He's gay, ____."

by InitiaI D January 30, 2018

Mesbian

Man who wants to have a sex change in order too date lesbians.

Dude: Hey man check out the chick she is so fine!

Man: Yeah she is, too bad she is a lesbian.

Dude: Eh whatever i just go mesbian and hook up with her.

by imstuff August 29, 2010

Mesbian

An heterosexual female who will only sway for the most beautiful woman in the world, Megan Fox.

"Oh my god Megan Fox is so hot...... I would"

"I didn't know you were a lesbian?"

"Nahhh, I'm a Mesbian mate, Megan Fox is the only gal for me"

by l4ugh October 23, 2010

Massian

weird ass kids from Massachusets, who do things differentley from the rest of the world, and use language only heard on jersey shore. A person can also become a massian, if they move to massachusets and current massians rub off on them.

kid 1: Hey bro, i just moved here from Florida. whats there to do around here?
Massian: Dude, we love to shove empty coke bags down our friends couches. Its bomb.
kid 1: I wouldnt have liked doing that at all before i moved here and became a Massian. Thanks bro. this is gonna be sick!

by lifesuckswhenyourebored June 28, 2011