Marmot Dream

Having a dream in which you have sexual intercouse with an ugly person of the opposite sex

Albert: Dude, i just had a marmot dream...

Lance: Who did u fuck?

Albert: Gaby...

Lance: WOAH that's gross...

by Luchao February 21, 2009

Marmots

Collective noun: in the army the Marmots are the platoon equivalent of the "boy named sue." Marmots travel in packs and are often seen prowling, as that is their usual mode of transportation, they can prowl by foot, car, bike, boat, tank or any other means of transport.

A single marmot is the most fierce and deadly fighting machine in the united states military.

One would be terribly mistaken to underestimate a marmot, one cannot possibly overestimate the Marmots.

Did you see those Marmots?!?! I swear there was something between us and them.
There was, but that won't stop a Marmot on the prowl.

Death Dealer pog, "man who would want to he a marmot, out platoon name is more bad assed!"
Death Dealer grunt, "watch your mouth, they could kick your ass even if they were called the rainbow unicorns. It takes balls to carry a name like that with pride, and it takes a hell of a soldier to earn that name."

by marmot p. July 31, 2013

Marmot

A word describing an animal,but in modern times it often represents a stereotypical serbian arma 3 player.Who often times makes land mine and war crime jokes.It is often used for someone under 16 and when his voice is non mutated.

FFS, Dude,stop killing the civilians,you're such a marmot

by Wwevox December 10, 2019

Double Marmot

Done in retaliation to the Magestic Marmot, the double marmot is where the receiver of the magestic marmot turns around and grabs the offenders pillowcase and sharts on it, leaving visible poo streaks.

After Britney awoke with a bad case of pink eye, and a funny smell on her pillow, she knew she had received a Magestic Marmot... so in return she gave the offending party a double marmot to ensure maximum damages.

by offdhook September 14, 2011

grease the marmot

To grease a small mammal, preferably a pine marmot, or alternatively, to have sex in a water slide.

We went down so fast, we hardly had any time to grease the marmot on the Tropic Thunder slide!

by SlidezRus April 18, 2018

marmot

1) Cute Beaver-like Animal

2) Insulting word for an Overweight Man/Woman

You Fat Marmot!

by Jack Lambert January 26, 2004

Mormontarily

About 20 minutes. The approximate amount of time it takes for a Mormon to show up late to a sacrament meeting just enough for no one else to see him/her not partake of the sacrament.

Where is Jenny? We're singing her favorite hymn in sacrament meeting today!
She'll be around mormontarily.

by SameAsCache December 8, 2014