manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.

"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".

by conor dowling November 27, 2005

manpon

if a mans been walking all day and his taint starts getting chafed, he makes a quick stop at the restroom, grabs some toilet paper, wets it down, and applies it to his taint. like a tampon but for a dude.

-basically to combat swamp butt.

dude I can hardly walk anymore. my ass is on fire. i need to hit a restroom and make a quick manpon.

by wayne birkman III October 27, 2007

manpon

A slang term for the large cylindrical pads placed around a weightlifting bar when performing squats. Often used to avoid bruising from the bar.

Using a manpon on your olympic bar is unacceptable, and unnecessary as long as you have some traps.

by angrydw4rf February 25, 2009

Manpons

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.

Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"

by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011

manpons

when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist

Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"

by kaseyworthmeyer May 28, 2015

manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 13, 2016

manpon

A male who is used like a tampon.

A manpon is a male in a marriage with a boss, male (the pitcher)(;=D~) or female.

Girls love to have a manpon to enjoy a free ride through life.

A true manpon can not spell daddy, i.e.: a real man spells it DADDY, a manpon spells it D4DDY.

Rainbower 1: 'Elton John is such a manpon in his marrige to Ricky Martin. Letting Ricki, quit his job to go back to school to try, maybe some decade, and make more money and actually contribute in their marriage.'

Rainbower 2: 'EJ would have been better off getting a piece of the Rock Hudson.'

by nostrings>w/wings August 22, 2010