A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!
by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 2, 2010
Someone so incredible that you can't even handle it. She's probably and absolute idiot, but people love her. She's super funny. She absolutely loves Taylor Swift. If you dated her before, why tf did you let her go? Go back to her and BEG cause you're not gonna find anyone that is more caring. She's also gorgeous and has an awesome faith in the Lord. Def keep her around forever.
by Ur mom's bestie😍 October 2, 2023
That Mallory is mean
by That guy down the hall September 13, 2018
Usually has straight, blonde hair. She's a soccer star, and always has guys wanting her. She usually doesn't have great skin, mostly irratated. She is funny, cute, and usually has about 6 best friends. She likes mexican boys, but also the occasional white boy.
by muchachachacha November 15, 2010
Mallory is a descriptive word, to be a Mallory, you would be described as:
- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.
- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.
Mallory: "this beer is too warm, I can't drink it!"
Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"
Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"
Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"
Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"
Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"
Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"
by Anita<3 November 9, 2010
by Cabob December 26, 2019
Tom:"Dude I just ate some tacos and took a massive Mallory"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
by NateTheGreat118 February 13, 2013