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maj maj

A weird old lady that is Cazy and wants there grandson to be very embarrassed and what him to cry
There is my maj maj
by Bobthebuilder12234 May 31, 2016
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Maj

E liquid version of the drug called spice, dealers claim it's thc extract (Cannabis extract), but in reality it's some random chemical produced in 3rd world china which is highly toxic and dangerous

It is called this in derbyshire (UK), but it's often referred to pure thc through out the UK (just know it isn't thc)
Chad 1: Yo dude u wanna buy maj pure thc
Chad 2: Bro fuck off that shits bruh i'd rather fill my tank with dog shit rather than that
Chad 1: Trust me bro it's from cali
Chad 2: Bro piss off
by coolDud369 June 3, 2020
mugGet the Majmug.

Ida Maj Andersson

Ida is the most wonderful person in the whole world. I love her more then anything. It’s is my cousin and my nearest one. I would die for her. I have never loved anyone this much in my whole life. She deserves everything in this big world. She may not have many followers but she will always be the biggest love in my heart. There’s hella lot of people in this world but I only need one to survive and that one is Ida.
Ida Maj Andersson is the greatest person alive// me
I know//Filippa
SHUT THE F UP SHES MINE// Me
by That.lesbian.girl0.2 on tt October 28, 2021
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Joshua maj

Girl!

It’s in the name.

This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.

Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.

Gym

And

Lies

If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:

“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”

“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”

“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”

He’s probably cheating trust your gut
“If hes cheating he’s doing the josh maj
Joshua maj
by She-wasnt-ready October 12, 2022
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Drew Maj

Did you hear about Drew Maj? He’s the pussy commander!
by Ddozzle January 24, 2024
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Maj

A nickname for a dick rider that looks like a blob fish. A maj is also some one that has a fat lisp and has no life all he does is eat. He also only owns one pair of shorts
Me: that boy is such a maj
JM: he must be a twat
mugGet the Majmug.

Maj The Menace

The man with a plan. The man with 3 legs. Big D energy included.(choking hazard)
Maj The Menace is a well-mannered gentleman with a slong for an extra leg in case he loses his real leg in a war or something.
by DM dirty mencace March 5, 2023
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