MMCMM

my mom caught me masturbating

ME, oh yeah your a slut

MOM, hey put the lab top away
ME, oh shit
MOM, why is there cum all over the bed
ME, uhh thats spit

The next DAY
friend, hey did you see the new pornhub vid
me, yeah but MMCMM
friend, ahh shit that sucks

by kyleslugger1 is the ytube name July 30, 2012

MMCO

Abbreviation for 'Mental Mental Chicken Oriental' which just decribes any mental event or happening.

yeah its going to be mmco.

by John Smithsonbury June 5, 2010

Mmch

“I’m just kidding” said very quickly to the point where the words are blurred together.

Dude, I just ran your dog over in the driveway... mmch!

by Annoyboy22 June 2, 2018

mmch

Vigorous sex. Often used in reference to turtles. Usually describes the sound made during sex.

Verb form is used the same as "to fuck"

Man, I'd like to mmch that girl so hard!

Those two turtles really like mmching.

Hey girllllll, wanna mmch?

by Turtle Mmcher May 6, 2013

MMCHT

-Sound you make when In a conversation and someone makes a outlandish assumption about what you did or did not do.
-Sound meaning: “MMCHT” is like saying, WHAT?, BULLSHIT!, Yea RIGHT Ok.., Did u really just say that! Etc.
-When your trying to convince another person your not lying and u don’t know what to say, so you make the noise “MMCHT” followed by repeating what your accused of. Accompanied with a lean back head jerk to left while using squinted eyes for more emphasis

Accuser: “How many cookies did you eat?”
Defendant: “ I only ate ONE of em!”
Accuser: “ You ATE like THREE of. em!”
Defendant : “{MMCHT} I ATE THREE OF EM”

by TJtheDJ501 June 23, 2020

mmct

A Meat Mediated Cerebral Teleconference (MMCT) is an event irl during which two or more human beings interface amongst each other primarily using the higher brain functions only available others of their species. Although all human interface mediums include MMCT, MMCT is unique in that it excludes all other mediums including and especially technology mediated teleconferences. The default and most common protocol implemented for MMCT is verbal communication. It is recommended that the users of MMCT also install a non-verbal communication strategy to get the most value from MMCT.

Any living entity can meet in real life, only human beings are capable of MMCT.

by KD7JHD August 7, 2019

MMCHT

-Sound usually accompanied by a quick lean back head jerk to left or right! MUST use squinty eyes!
-The sound you make when somebody accuses you of something.

-Sound you make questioning the accusation of something they said you did.

-Sound you make accused of something and you trying to convince the accuser you didn’t do it, in if you did!

-It’s like” MMCHT bruh for real that not even close, you sound dumb”

Credit for word: @Elitebaucom

Trying to convince someone you only at one cookie and they saying you at more.
Exp:

Accuser: “How many Cookies did you eat”?
Defendant: “I only one of them”!

Accuser: “You ate like three of them”
Defendant: “{MMCHT} I ATE THREE OF THEM”!!!

by TJtheDJ501 June 23, 2020