Dude: Ayo, did you hear Ryan allegedly cheated on Sofia?
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
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Bill: Man last night on those dingers were fucked
Jim: Yer man you were tripping
Bill: Yer i Pulled a Messy
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Jim: Man last night was the biggest messy
Bill: Man last night on those dingers were fucked
Jim: Yer man you were tripping
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Jim: Man last night was the biggest messy
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MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
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