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Strangle A Mars Bar 

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'
Strangle A Mars Bar by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011

30 seconds to mars 

An American alternative/emo band including:

Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members
30 seconds to mars by Kait :) January 27, 2007

30 Seconds to Mars (album) 

The debut, self titled album of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, released in 2002.

Track Listing:

1. "Capricorn (A Brand New Name)" — 3:53
2. "Edge of the Earth" — 4:36
3. "Fallen" — 4:57
4. "Oblivion" — 3:27
5. "Buddha for Mary" — 5:43
6. "Echelon" — 5:47
7. "Welcome to the Universe" — 2:38
8. "The Mission" — 4:02
9. "End of the Beginning" — 4:37
10. "93 Million Miles" — 5:18
11. "Year Zero" — 7:52
Includes bonus track.

Performance Line Up:
Jared Leto - vocals, guitar
Shannon Leto - drums
Solon Bixler - guitar
Matt Wachter - bass

All tracks were written by Jared Leto. Nearly all the music on the album was performed by Jared and Shannon.

30 Seconds To Mars 

Jared, Shannon and Tomo. 3 of the most amazing men in the world. they make you believe, there music changes you. makes you think differently of life. there music is theory mixed with reality of the power that truth holds. once you join you never go back. yes it is a cult.

you will forever be echelon..
30 Seconds To Mars by i_am_echelon September 11, 2011

30 seconds to mars 

Most retarded, pretentious and juvenile band on the planet.

Their sound is just premade pop-stadium-glamrock, although their clips make them look like revolutionaries. Their lyrics are ridiculously bad, and can only impress 9- 14 year olds or backward people with absolutely zero taste. Their fanbase is a bunch of children who want to feel unique, yet desperately want to belong to a group. Any group.

They don't understand that Jared Leto is just a pretentious money grabbing prick with a Messiah-complex compareable or even worse than Kanye West's.
'Have you seen this new band called 30 seconds to Mars?'
...

'Should I?'

...
'No. They suck.'

or

' I just saw a video by 30 seconds to mars. I need to clean out my eyes with sandpaper asap.

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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