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Mangina

Similar to a White Knight or a Simp. These types of men place pussy on a pedestal. No matter how unaccountable a woman may be for her whorish or dysfunctional actions, these men feel that they can do no wrong. They are also overemotional.
Damn, we all know she fucked mad dudes but this mangina capes up for her no matter what smh.
by PillCosby3 September 21, 2015
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Mangina

That's a very huge mangina u got there. That's right I said mangina... not vagina... Joshua Oakley's one is super loose... Just like his ass crack...
by Jstarbadboy March 23, 2017
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Manginapocalypse

The ever-accelerating pandemic that is overly-affectionate, under-masculine, all-round needy and obsessive men.

The turn-tide whereby women have assumed a detached, casual approach to relationships, leaving men susceptible to high levels of discarded estrogen and emotion; the domino effect of such an imbalance results in the widespread infection of almost all men in the modern-day woman's life.
Mandy: "Why are all the men in my life acting like little bitches?!"

Sandy: "Your lady-balls are too big. Best watch the notebook and cry about nothing before we have a full-scale manginapocalypse on our hands."
by Lou135 November 9, 2012
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Mangina

Descriptive term used by passive gay men to describe their butt. Claiming it to be their version of a vagina. Mixing of words - man and vagina - gina = mangina
Hey, wanna come play with my mangina
by Mike Bang September 14, 2018
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Morning Boner Mangina Pissing

MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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sandy mangina

The possible cause of male bitching.
Yo bro, you must have a sandy mangina -- give it a rinse!

Or, the term is implied when saying "Bro, give it a rinse!"
by Sandy Mangina November 7, 2006
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The Stalking Mangina

The Stalking Mangina is a sick perverted man who stalks teenagers, and is quick, stealthful, and a master of camouflage.
This summer, one is a sick perverted man will stalk three teenagers.
They have no idea who he was, or what he wanted.

Sean Fujiyoshi, Kyle Chun, Ryan Higa, and Jessica Alba will star in the new horrific movie...

...THE STALKING MANGINA!!!

...coming to theatres near you.
by mythplatypuspwned June 28, 2010
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