Lusamine

She's definitely the type of lady to wear weird ass perfume that smells like "Magnifique Sécrétions du Power" (however the fuck that is supposed to smell) and you can smell her from a god damn mile a way, that is if you don't hear them god damn stiletto heels jabbing into the floor first. Have you ever read a Series of Unfortunate Events? Well, there's this evil lady in there who fucks Count Olaf i think and her stilettos would get stuck in the floors of this place everywhere she walked because they were as sharp as daggers. That's how I imagine her. Now imagine her stepping on you

Lusamine fucking scares me, but everytime she looks at me, I also get a massive boner

by i am crying on the floor May 12, 2022

Lusandra

Lusandra (You Should've Studied).
A female equivalent to "master of disaster.
Okay, but for real, the nickname used for Lusandra is Lulu.
Lulu is capable of the unimaginable things, she can tell you a whole life story in one breath with how fast she speaks and she is ALWAYS busy with something (mostly cleaning, sleeping, doing homework, eating and lets not forget the most important one, speaking).
Everyone loves Lusandra.
Those of you who don't have a Lulu in their life, should really get one.

Lusandra: "Oh liewe Lulu"
Johan: "Sal jy vanaand by my kom dudu"

Translates (Afrikaans to English) - "Will you sleep with me"

by Empty99 March 25, 2023

Lusayna

A caring person who is rare to come by and amazing to have as a friend. They are incredibly sarcastic however, and so knowing their true nature is difficult.

"Look at those jokes, she's such a Lusayna."
"I dunno, she seems mean but Lusayna is nice."

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Lusacod

Something that's extremely sad

"Bryan that play was so lusacod I was sobbing buckets and rivers"
"That's what I'm saying, melody!!!"
"Stop crying, you two, twasnt even sad"

by Imnotmothman March 25, 2024