Lonnered

To get drunk and/or cross faded til the point where you not only are forcibly and medically restrained but also induce crying and/or disgust from the people around you.

Person 1 Did see shamadam and shmatt at the last after party?
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered

by ninjasaywat June 5, 2011

pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.

"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."

by fun-dip May 26, 2019

Lonno

n.) Gaelic for the alpha male in a pride of lions. / pn.) Ancient biblical reference to Jesus Christ.

n.) "The Lonno lounges in the shade as his lionesses hunt for food"

pn.) "He is the Lord of lords, the king of kings, the lion that dispatches evil things from the earth and heaven..."

by smoothnsaucy February 22, 2009

lonneke

Lonneke is the most beautyfull and bestfriend you can wish xx sterre

Lonneke is bae

by S_V February 24, 2017

Lonneke

Lonneke is the most beautyfull girl in the word and the most bestfriend you can wish xxx sterre

I'm feeling like a princes, I'm feeling like Lonneke

by S_V February 24, 2017

Lonnee

The most beautiful girl in the world. She be getting niggas When you kiss her you get goose bumps everywhere . She cares for EVERYONE. When you hug her u go to heaven. LOVES HER FRIENDS TO THE END. Catches feelings easily.Make a party lit!

Jake- lets invite Lonnee the party would be lit if she there

by Alex Robert October 27, 2019

LonnieLightning

LonnieLightning the best siege streamer on the platform he enjoys doing handstand push-ups and dancing his heart out but overall he just here for a good time. Visual candy and he's an eat ass go fast kind of guy.

person 1: did you see LonnieLightning's stream today
person 2: yea he got a fat cake

by SamaIam July 3, 2020