lousy-dowsey

Refers to someone's less-than-satisfactory performance to find an aquifer with a forked stick.

Not only did da local slick-salesman shyster perform a lousy-dowsey job of finding well-spots on my property, but then he also was 100% lousy-DOUSEY about putting out his campfire afterwards --- he cluelessly used GASOLINE instead of water to pour on said smoldering coals, causing an even bigger conflagration than anything that he'd had originally!

by QuacksO May 09, 2022

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

Lousy Warren

when one masturbates and uses his hand to deposit the semen into his own ass, after he has fisted his own butthole loose.

I went over to Tim's house and busted him pulling a lousy warren

by WarrentheTerrible June 25, 2012

lousy-mouth

To say nasty things about someone

I heard you lousy-mouthing me to your brother in law

by Sparkina1967 May 30, 2016

Lousy-est

Same as lousiest, but if a gorgeous person spelt it.

I will give the lousy-est review in the world of film reviews

by Spazy1 January 23, 2025