Wannabe long hair 

A person who had long hair then got it cut to about where the head meets the neck, usually under influence of parents. It also looks like a bowl, so rounded you could drink soup from it.

Dude, why did you get a haircut? now you have wannabe long hair.

Wannabe long hair by TreetarD April 21, 2007

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year 

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year by Spike May 9, 2003

National long hair people day 

September 15th

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

National long hair people day by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021

Long Haired Punk 

A long haired punk is used to describe a long haired male in the modern punk rock culture. A long haired punk is considered the " black sheep" of the modern punk culture. He makes his own clothes is very pro DIY and choses to grow his hair out long instead of cutting it and getting a Mohawk. A long haired punk won't give a shit If you think he's a poser, because while your dyeing your hair pink he will be out thrashing in the mosh pit. Long haired punks are major hardcore no matter how fast they come into the scene, and and should be respected.

Examples of Famous "long haired punks"
Henry Rollins- Black Flag
Brian Baker- Minor Threat, Bad Religion

The Ramones. All of them.

Long Haired Punk by King of Punk May 14, 2015

long haired jizz expert 

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

long haired jizz expert by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

long haired Jesus 

simply, a man with long hair, usually down to the shoulders. Jesus has long hair.

Yesterday a man with a crewcut called me a long haired Jesus.

long haired Jesus by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008

Long-haired diplomacy 

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.

After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!

Long-haired diplomacy by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011