Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.

Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”

by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020

Long Johns

Silver Slim rolling papers, coming from:
Long Silvers Slims,
Long John Silver,
Long Johns
esp. for use with rolling a mixture of tobacco and marijuana

You got and Long Johns left? I really need a joint

by Cembin October 18, 2008

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.

Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns

by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.

There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.

by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

long island johnson dipper

when a chcik is giving u head it ur wang goes so far down she throws up

smief had a long island johnson dipper with willam h masey

by O'Doyle November 6, 2004