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Wannabe long hair

A person who had long hair then got it cut to about where the head meets the neck, usually under influence of parents. It also looks like a bowl, so rounded you could drink soup from it.
Dude, why did you get a haircut? now you have wannabe long hair.
by TreetarD April 21, 2007
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Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.
"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*
by Spike May 9, 2003
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National long hair people day

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5
by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021
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Long Haired Punk

A long haired punk is used to describe a long haired male in the modern punk rock culture. A long haired punk is considered the " black sheep" of the modern punk culture. He makes his own clothes is very pro DIY and choses to grow his hair out long instead of cutting it and getting a Mohawk. A long haired punk won't give a shit If you think he's a poser, because while your dyeing your hair pink he will be out thrashing in the mosh pit. Long haired punks are major hardcore no matter how fast they come into the scene, and and should be respected.
Examples of Famous "long haired punks"
Henry Rollins- Black Flag
Brian Baker- Minor Threat, Bad Religion

The Ramones. All of them.
by King of Punk May 14, 2015
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long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
by gorilla tities February 17, 2014
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long haired Jesus

simply, a man with long hair, usually down to the shoulders. Jesus has long hair.
Yesterday a man with a crewcut called me a long haired Jesus.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008
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Long-haired diplomacy

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.
After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!
by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011
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