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Till Lindemann

Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.
Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
by Kommisar Kowl August 30, 2008
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Lizbeth

Lizbeth is the most sweetest, kind, caring, loving, beautiful, just the most perfect person you'll ever meet in your life. she will always reassure you that she loves you for who you are and will always be there by your side and will listen to what you have to say and listen to every word that you say. she is the best person to ever exist in this world. no one will ever compare to her and can replace her. shes just so perfect.
Lizbeth is so damn beautiful bro.
by valorize February 16, 2023
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half-lidded

a seductive glance, usually done when one is turned on by whatever/whoever they're looking at.
Wilson watched the woman lick her ice cream slowly, eyes half-lidded. "You're playing with fire, dear."
by Ginger256 July 9, 2014
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Chuck Liddell

An intense man, who ran the sport of MMA for some time. Using his "wrestling in reverse" he was the first and only mixed martial artist with a great wrestling background to use his wrestling to keep the fight on the feet (most wrestlers prefer the ground). He then used his Kempo kickboxing to rape the UFC's light Heavyweight division. All of his victories are via KO or TKO. He has a gut, so he doesnt look that tough, however he is known as the iceman, and trust me, he could kick the living shit out of you and i together.
Jamal "lets jump this pussy ass white man"
You "thats Chuck Liddell"
Jamal "could we take him?"
You "Not even with a gun"
by gangtothebang! July 5, 2009
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till lindemann

What a male! Is he a human?
Think he's from Outer Space
Till Lindemann forever
by ganimed August 14, 2009
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Lindelhoffed

Verb:

1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.

b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.
I just got back from the movies and I feel like I have been Lindelhoffed .
by Aggg December 12, 2012
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Lizbet

Lizbet (English). Short for Elizabeth, most common name for girls. Lizbet's tend to be outgoing, sweet, and funny. They are not afraid to defend themselves from other people. They are the girls who you would want to hang out with at a party or group gathering. They are not afraid to speak their minds and consider themselves to be a little shy once in while.
Lizbet is an awesome girl.
by 134l March 27, 2011
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