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Angry Little Man Syndrome 

An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.
Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.

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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.
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Angry little man syndrome 

A short male who is always annoyed at everything. Which comes from growing up under the average height. Permanent defensive.
he is such a prick!
well he's got the angry little man syndrome

little man big man syndrome

a cop , DA or any person that thinks is above anyone in earth. He thinks is God.
A power trip Cop or District attorney. Shorter men having alter ego when they are around other men to make up from being short.Little man big man syndrome.
little man big man syndrome by seous September 19, 2013

Angry little man syndrome 

When a nigglet gets mad over anything and cries whenever someone beats him in argument
Ameer has angry little man syndrome always getting mad at dumb shit

little man's syndrome 

little man's syndrome is when a small man drinks till he feels like he is 6'4 250. they most often have firends that cant stand to drink with them. they will tell storys of fights they were in to make them sound like a bad ass.
Working at a bar bouncing, little man's syndrome in the parking lot with a Smirnoff ice. went out two of the female staff were telling him to give them his drink. took his drink from him and he started yelling at me and told me he was a cage fighter and if i wanted a round house. then he trys to fight two women and a few guys. i tell him to fucking leave and a woman he was with pulled him back to his ride. if you cant with stand a woman pulling you, you realy think you could kick a man ass. ha

Little man syndrom 

A man who displays him self as tough and displays a macho big guy when in realty he has a very small penis
Woah have you seen the size of that guys truck he must have ' little man syndrome'

Jacob acts all hard he has 'little man syndrom'