Rush Limbaugh

Talk radio host who recently cited Urban Dictionary as a serious authority.

Rush Limbaugh said, "'Conversate' is a word! I found it on Urban Dictionary."

by S. Haff April 9, 2006

Libra

A PERFECTIONIST.

Wow.. she is SUCH a Libra! :O

by bumblrb33 October 30, 2020

library monster

A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.

"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."

by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010

Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

Library Fever

When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.

"Is that the smell of your feet?"

"Yes."

Hysterical laughter ensues. Library Fever.

by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010

Library Face

A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.

"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"

by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021

rush limbaugh

An obese right-wing reactionary hate-radio host and modern Goebbels, whose brand of regressive entertainment is immensely popular with the lowest-common-denominator due to its surfeit of opinion and complete lack of fact and wit.

"Hey, did you listen to Rush Limbaugh?"

"No, but I just stepped in one!"

by Neil2 January 15, 2008