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key lime disease

Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.
Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.
by JoMomma987 March 5, 2017
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Lime Time

Where a weird group of questionable teens come together and talk about questionable topics for an hour.
"Hey guys, it's the prime time for lime time"
by BerniR November 10, 2018
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lime

Of Caribbean origin; often heard from a trini. Closest American translation is "hanging out," but it can be used to describe a party, a planned or unplanned social gathering, or just some people sitting around, killing time together. It's a trini's favorite pastime.
(1) So where de lime tonight?
(2) Beach lime tomorrow?
(3) Didn't do much last night--just lime by Crix an' play some cards...
by TriniJax May 19, 2005
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lime

To hang out or party, used especially throughout the caribbean or by caribbean people. It is most popularly used in Trinidad & Tobago.

It can be a very or a noun.
Where we liming tonight?

That was a good lime yesterday.

I am trying to organizea lime on Friday.
by triniTV January 27, 2005
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lime baller

a lime baller is a mofucka that takes the last pear from the fruit bowl!!
damn that jacob he took the last pear,
what a lime baller!!
by Whitlee June 10, 2009
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lime

i like to eat limes. they taste like lemons.
by gabe itch69 September 29, 2019
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LIME

LIME stands for "Live In the Moment Everyday." Not just a verb, but a philosophy. Much like the Caribbean meaning of "hanging out" or "hang out", LIME is about enjoying every moment of life whether by yourself or with great people. Its a state of mind and a way of life.
"I hate life."
"Hey, don't think like that. My two greatest life philosophies:
1) Carpe Diem and 2) LIME- Live In the Moment Everday. Follow these, and your life will be fruitful."

"Yo, man, this party is epic"
"Hell yeah, man. We LIMEing it up!"

"Hey man, sorry to hear about losing your job."
"It's all good. Life is good. I never take my blessings for
granted and I always remember to LIME."

"This view is gorgeous."
"Absolutely. LIME it up, honey"
by Derek Michael November 8, 2015
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