lightsaber

A drug applied dierectly to the forehead. First, one grabs a knife and cuts a slit in their forehead. Next, the user applies a various combination of illegal and recreational drugs, the users own mix, to the open wound. The user then jams anything resembling a lightsaber hilt into their forehead repeatedly. Then user massages the wound to mix up the drugs and transport them throughout the blood stream. Finally, one receives a sensation where they believe they are in the Star Wars Universe.

Person 1: Wanna lightsaber after school?
Person 2: No way man, im still woozy from last time.
Person 1: Whatever, I want to meet Yoda again; I'm almost one with the force.

by Up your butt December 27, 2007

lightsaber

similar to a mushroom stamp. before mushroom stamping, you cut open a chemlight and pour the glowing chemicals on your penis and while giving the mushroom stamp you make a shooooom sound like a lightsaber does when swinging it.

i heard jeremy gave rachel a lightsaber last night at the party!

by d3rrick April 25, 2011

Lightsaber dick

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be

Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro

by mimi_athena August 7, 2018

purple lightsaber

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.

Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

by Jesse Biesecker January 22, 2007

lightsaber

A Stupid weapon from the movie Star Wars that looks like a glowing stick, Come on guys a titanium sword would be so much cooler. It is used primarily by a group of warrior mistics that can change from being good or evil at the drop of a hat.

"we'd better not give that guy a lightsaber, he might turn evil"

by M!ke May 7, 2004

YouTube Lightsaber

The red and green bar under a YouTube video that shows the number of likes (green) and dislikes (red) which closely resembles a Lightsaber from the Star Wars films. More green than red makes it resemble a Jedi Lightsaber and more red than green makes it resemble a Sith Lightsaber.

So many people dislike this video that the red YouTube Lightsaber looks like Darth Vader's Lightsaber.

by xyzpdq May 11, 2012

Pink lightsaber

The thing I found under my mums bed and she chased me around trying to get it back

It also vibrated

I found my mums pink lightsaber under her bed

by Pinklightsaberman69 June 18, 2020