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Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.
After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.
by Pete North February 3, 2005
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fryer leavin's

The randomly shaped bits of crunchiness that suddenly appear at the bottom of your french fry bag, or other fried goodness. Most of the time you are unsure if it is actual fry particles or mystery crunch. They can have a large variation in size, texture, taste and content. Variation can appear between morning (breakfast) and evening.
Dude, you got more fryer leavin's than french fries in your bag.

Your fryer leavin' looks like Mary holding the Baby Jesus, let's sell it on E-bay!

Can I get some extra fryer leavin's with my fries?
by Alyson Clair April 3, 2009
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Leaving on a Southern Train

There are many ways to define leaving on a southern train.
1. To be inject/be high from injecting heroin.

2. To listen to (and enjoy) Stone Temple Pilots.

3. To actually leave somewhere on a southern train.
1. Man, that steve guy is so leaving on a southern train.

2. "I'm listening to "Sour Girl", now i'm leaving on a southern train"

3. Joshuwa is taking a train from Cleveland to Atlanta, therefore leaving on a southern train.
by Steve Weiland April 9, 2009
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Leavin's

noting or pertaining to the deep fried left-over breaded particles at the bottom of a Long John Silvers Chicken Plank basket. As defined by Jeff Sauer, for Michael Shields II.
Shields, you better dip those Chicken Planks in those Leavin's to get the full effect...
by bgsmith October 27, 2008
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Leaving lolzvegas

when something is really funny, but suddenly gets really awkward
by Birdie Sinclair June 21, 2010
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Butcher's Leavings

1. That which the butcher hath used and is now done with.
2. Fucking a girl on the floor without a condom, giving her an STD, leaving her on the floor, and never talking to her again.
Dude: Man I nutted all up in that chick's pussy after I nailed her in the floor of the bathroom.

Guy: Don't you have HPV?

Dude: Yeah, but no one ever said the Butcher's Leavings are clean.
by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER October 29, 2009
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bread leaving

The act of leaving slices of bread in public toilets (mainly by homosexuals) to absorb the aroma of the cubicles where random sexual encounters take place (local beat). The bread is then removed by the perp and then taken home, held up to ones nose and masturbated wildly too while enjoying the smells of the public toilet in the comfort of his own home.
George Michael was tired of getting busted having sex in public toilets so he took up bread leaving.
by Bakers_Delight_Dough August 27, 2009
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