S.I.L.B

Such Is Life Bitches

"You're mad ugly!"
"So are you....ah well S.I.L.B

by keimi July 7, 2011

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

by byeb September 1, 2021

B.A.L.B Syndrome

B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."

Symptoms include:

Bitching for NO reason

Bitching about LITTLE things

Bitching because they are just a BITCH

Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.

Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?

Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.

Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.

Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!

Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.

Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)

Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.

by the awesome couple September 23, 2012

LBSH

Let's Be Serious Here. A popular expression used in the competitive Mortal Kombat scene.

Tom Brady: LBSH, it takes a god to play with Subzero.

by Cossner November 22, 2012

lucky boy spirit riser/lbsr

A Lucky Boy Spirit Riser is a service provided by some Escorts or high end prostitutes in which they are paid by another to seduce a man, have sex with him, make it seem natural and pretend to be horny but married, on vacation, in a relationship or otherwise unable to pursue a future relationship. Basically a one night stand. The mark cannot know this was paid for. Reasons include but are not limited to friends doing it for a friend they worry is in a deep state of depression due to an inability to have sex with women, or some tech. companies hire escorts to do this to convince engineers or scientists or executives to move to a particular area. It can also in some cases lead to blackmail. Usually only high end escorts in their late '20s to early '40s provide this service, with some acting experience, it takes education, charm and considerable intelligence to pull off. Technically not illegal as the person enjoying the sex isn't paying, so more openly indulged in than direct prostitution. Typical rates are $3-500 or more. Most women who do this have full time jobs and only do it part time.

Worried their friend may be in a deep depression, Larry and Joe decided to go halves and get Fred some much needed sex by secretly buying him an Lucky Boy Spirit Riser/LBSR Service from a woman they knew.

by Floyd Thursby 1 May 14, 2015

Lbscoots

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them lbscoots wheels by nick pinto now tho. we straight.

by Want some more October 16, 2020

LBSS

Little baby stomach syndrome. The condition that occurs when you can't handle your food or your alcohol.

Ex 1: My boy used to be able to KNOCK plates at the buffet, but lately he's been eating like a little bee-yetch!
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."

by joemammy April 29, 2015