An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
Get the Lava lampsmug. (verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).
Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?
Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.
Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.
by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021
Get the lava lampmug. by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023
Get the lava lampmug. by lil young chaos May 3, 2024
Get the floor board lava lampmug. Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022
Get the the lava lampmug. Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
by loopydroop October 3, 2019
Get the Broken Lava Lampmug. An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018
Get the Lava Lampmug.