Sprite Lasagna 

A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna

I made sprite lasagna for my family.

Sprite Lasagna by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

stabbing my lasagna 

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

stabbing my lasagna by surfknasen May 9, 2018

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

Spank the Lasagna by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021

shitting a lasagna 

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

shitting a lasagna by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

Lasagnasm

An orgasm brought on by the taste of exquisite lasagna. (lah-san-yasm)

Dude, your mom's lasagna was so good that I had Lasagnasm after Lasagnasm. Can I get the recipe?

Lasagnasm by DaviesWu January 17, 2009

lasagnasexual 

lasagasexual is the sexual attraction to noodle cake and noodle cake related items

yo bro why you lookin at my lasggan like that?
im lasagnasexual, so i wanna fck your lsgnana
yeah bro me too, lets go

lasagnasexual by ghilliesuitfetish April 8, 2021

Sticky Lasagne 

When you’ve just finished sex and she rolls on her side and spreads herself by lifting her ass cheek to show her pussy and it looks like a Sticky Lasagne

Hey babe,
Show me your Sticky Lasagne......

Sticky Lasagne by Digits Malloy January 13, 2021