He is the cutest guy you could meet,he's so nice and kind. I love him. He has a very bad temper but beside that he's the perfect boyfriend could have.he is great at finger blasting. And he cums like a man. He has many nick names like: Larr bear, lobster. This is my babe and I love him so much.
Girl: man Larry is cute does he have a girlfriend
Girlfriend: yeah
Girl: who
Girlfriend: me, go on somewhere he's mien
Girlfriend: yeah
Girl: who
Girlfriend: me, go on somewhere he's mien
by Monkey12baby August 7, 2015
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Get the Larry mug.A Larry is typically a middle aged man with dust colored hair and a knack for being the creepiest old pervert in the room. Often can be picked out of a crowd like a stripper at Sunday mass by his gaudy pawn shop bought yellow gold chain and rings and the pungent smell of 15 sprays of gas station Jordache cologne.
Larry's will typically fly solo. He'll be the lone wolf in the bar preying on the youngest girls. Characterized by his social awkward interactions with the opposite sex. Larry's find it ever hard to keep his eyes off every girls breast while a creepily giggles while trying to convince them to go on a date. He'll often be spotted sipping on one O'doul's for the whole night.
If you ever catch yourself being the wing man for a Larry, abort mission ASAP. Along with his flirting skills that will make any girl dry up like a California drought, you can expect for him to eat the most expensive thing on the menu, put his prey's drinks on your tab and look to you to foot the bill.
Larry's will typically fly solo. He'll be the lone wolf in the bar preying on the youngest girls. Characterized by his social awkward interactions with the opposite sex. Larry's find it ever hard to keep his eyes off every girls breast while a creepily giggles while trying to convince them to go on a date. He'll often be spotted sipping on one O'doul's for the whole night.
If you ever catch yourself being the wing man for a Larry, abort mission ASAP. Along with his flirting skills that will make any girl dry up like a California drought, you can expect for him to eat the most expensive thing on the menu, put his prey's drinks on your tab and look to you to foot the bill.
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Larry the unstable alien has been brought to Earth and lived in Antarctica for a while with me. My mum took me back and Larry hid in my hoodie. That little rainbow alien with glitter glue for blood ate my emotions. He is now seen running in circles, dancing in public and randomly screaming. Because of him, I don’t know what emotions feel like and I am eternally grateful for his hunger.
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