laffy taffy 

a girl with a phat ass. usually refering to girls.

girl shake that laffy taffy.

laffy taffy by L.W April 13, 2006

Laffy Taffy 

When someone stretches the truth, but makes it seem reasonable so they don't get caught creepin'.

Baby's mama - "Yo, fool. I know you be out prowlin' on some skank ass bitches!"

Baby's daddy - "Naw, girl. I was just out playin' poker with my boys!"

Baby's daddy's homeboy - "Ha! Laffy Taffy."

Laffy Taffy by E to the E September 20, 2009

Laffy Taffy 

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy

Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!

Laffy Taffy by Peats April 17, 2018

Laffy Taffy Reach Around 

When your hitting it from the back, and your balls reach around and give the clit a little love tap. Causing slight discomfort for the male specimen.

Mom... I'm sorry last night my balls kept giving you that Laffy Taffy Reach Around.

Laffy Taffy Reach Around by YurthiPoo December 28, 2019

Laffy taffy girl

Being a fan of keeping foreskin.

My friends think my foreskin is so cool. They are such laffy taffy girls.

Laffy taffy girl by cnoble87 July 24, 2020

laffy taffy splash 

The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.

If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy

laffy taffy splash by PinkWeenie November 15, 2022

No-Laffy Taffy 

The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.

Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."

Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."

Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."

No-Laffy Taffy by -Mike Ryan- January 9, 2008