SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022

Laboratician

A Genius level, intellectually inclined, individual in a medical laboratory that makes the WHOLE organization look GREAT!

During the COVID-19 pandemic, in the year of our Lord 2020, North Bend Medical Center stood out as a shining star in its community, thanks to a few devoted Laboraticians.

by Horizonogre April 10, 2020

Laboratory Tongs

Utensils used in chemistry labs that can be used for many uses

Im gonna castrate joey with those laboratory tongs.

by Drew Studenic May 13, 2005

laorachoda

a slang in bengali language meaning a man fucking with his dick.laora means dick and choda means fuck.

tui shala laorachoda.

by rickych August 10, 2006

LANorexia

When a person chooses to play LAN matches with other gamers rather than developing social skills in the real world. An increasingly common illness caused by videogames such as CounterStrike: Source.

"Is he coming to the party with us tonight?"

"No man - he's playing his LAN match with his gamer pals"

"Darn it, he's getting LANorexia - he needs to get out more"

by Danny Risdon April 13, 2007

Launora

Someone who desires or loves having orgies.

That girl was an Launora.

by Launora June 18, 2020

laboratory

A word pronounced as "lab."

Douches will say "la-bor-a-tory."

"I say Jeeves, where in your laboratory is all that Frankenstein shit?"

Me: "Sorry, our lab was busy finding a cure for cancer."

by I'mThatBitch April 16, 2013