Lakers beat the Supersonics

in, relating to, or characteristic of a good day

It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics... Today was a good day.

by Naismithball March 26, 2011

Lakers Historian

A basketball fan who is specifically a supporter of the NBA team the Los Angeles Lakers, and wears their jersey at any game outside of Los Angeles of a rival team who are facing the Lakers that night, but do not know any of the current members of the team.

An off-breed of the Sports Asshole (who only shows up to games to boo the home team for fun), Lakers Historians are identified by wearing the jersey of a player who used to play for the franchise but no longer does. (i.e. Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ) These specific markings (or names and numbers) are a sign that they're fans of what the team used to be in their glory days and don't keep up with who is on the team now while they're terrible. Hence, why they're not identified as a regular "Lakers Fan".

They're also not to be confused as an actual Basketball Historian, who cares about the history of the game as a whole, and not what one team did in three specific time periods.

Fred: Why's that guy wearing a Lakers jersey to a Jazz game?
Craig: Oh, he's just a Lakers Historian. Check it, he's wearing #8.

by Genuine Mind January 12, 2019

Lakers Fan

more commonly referred to as kobe dick riders, these lakers fans are A group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his dick all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto.

When kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage

these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.

guy1: hey man do u like basketball?
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp title, GOAT hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..

by juststatingthefacts123456 October 13, 2011

Lakers Fan

One who only likes the Lakers when they Win.

A "Lakers Fan" only supports the team when they win.

by SportsFan21 October 26, 2010

Lakers in Five

When shit goes well

When someone gives you good news
say "Lakers in Five bitch"

by Hosch112 November 26, 2019

lakers and chill

lakers and chill is how you end up with future NBA stars.

“Lakers and chill?”
“Of course, who doesn’t want a child who will become a future NBA star.”

by my friend loves the lakers February 5, 2018

How bout' them Lakers?

A phrase used when the conversation has died. The goal is to start up a new conversation, either about the Lakers, or simply because it often comes off as a completely random phrase to the other person.

"Hey, hows it going?"
"Good you?"
"Good"
"yeah..."
"..."
"SO! How bout' them Lakers?"
"What are you talking about, loser?"

by The Juicer June 29, 2006