A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.
Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?
Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.
Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.
by Sir Duke October 12, 2006
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Kolder goes by the name Doc or Doc B and is second only to superjoo on the "Cool people in the ion forum" list.
Kolder goes by the name Doc or Doc B and is second only to superjoo on the "Cool people in the ion forum" list.
Kolder is a sexy beast.
by Guacamole November 28, 2006
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Guy number 2:Yea no kidding. OMG prodigy
Guy number 2:Yea no kidding. OMG prodigy
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A person who enjoy's small town raves in WI, IA, both Dakota's, and other area's with rural populations that feature high rates of "townyism".
Named for Kooter, who hosted the original Kooterpalooza in a field near Bumfuck, WI. The first annual Kooterpalooza lasted 13 days and was attended by roughly 60 locals over a six day period. Included camping, ceremonial lighting of the christmas tree bon fire - olympic torch style, 300 spud gun launches in the Spud Gun Distance and Accuracy competition, 3 lousy highschool bands (including Kooter and Woody's Last Kid Picked), seven burns, four cases of extreme diaria, three police visits (including one instigated by a person who saw the flames from a road seven miles away and called in saying the marsh was on fire), and one wild boar sacrificed to the Guy Fawkes.
A person who enjoy's small town raves in WI, IA, both Dakota's, and other area's with rural populations that feature high rates of "townyism".
Named for Kooter, who hosted the original Kooterpalooza in a field near Bumfuck, WI. The first annual Kooterpalooza lasted 13 days and was attended by roughly 60 locals over a six day period. Included camping, ceremonial lighting of the christmas tree bon fire - olympic torch style, 300 spud gun launches in the Spud Gun Distance and Accuracy competition, 3 lousy highschool bands (including Kooter and Woody's Last Kid Picked), seven burns, four cases of extreme diaria, three police visits (including one instigated by a person who saw the flames from a road seven miles away and called in saying the marsh was on fire), and one wild boar sacrificed to the Guy Fawkes.
On day seven of the fourth anual Kooterpalooza, Tristan, a founding Kooterpaloozer, got lost for three days when he drunkenly stumbled into the corn field to vomit after failing to hurdle the fire which didn't look quite as large from the outside as it did from the inside.
by bOObZ March 4, 2013
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