konrad is pretty cool ig, he likes to say dayum a lot. konrad was my first kiss at school and i almost got suspended when mr mccabe emailed my mum but honestly it was worth it because over 3 years later outta now where the mf popped back into my life and bam. i guess you could say he is pre fkn hot but he also bullies me calling me short and a pretzel which is mean. konrad if your reading this, hi… stfu ❤️
i still like you but keep your head in the gutter xo
i still like you but keep your head in the gutter xo
by bobby hi September 04, 2022
Konrad-G (noun, informal): A person who has a peculiar habit or fetish for making plans with others only to later cancel them. This individual derives pleasure not from the plans themselves, but from the act of canceling, often relishing in the disappointment of those who had been looking forward to the activity.
by Konrad the G August 15, 2024
When a person’s consistent and immediate recognition of reused melodies in mundane advertising and movie trailers drives them crazy.
When she realized the music from the Prius commercial was the same as for the My Little Pony spot, she went all Konrad, and now I can only visit her at the hospital on the weekend.
by BlastFemur October 30, 2021
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A man who is madly in love with a lady named Megs. The only imbalance in Konrad’s relationship with Megs is that he loves her much more than she does him.
by The Truth Doctor 3rd Edition October 23, 2020
A person who has a colossal penis and impregnates everyone and anything with and abundance of his offspring.
by Stevyyy wevyyy July 24, 2023
Dang your such a konrad.
by BIG POGGERS DUDE August 11, 2021