Alaskan Klondike Bar 

An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.

Ryan was eager to try one of Travis's Alaskan Klondike Bars

Alaskan Klondike Bar by Virgin Stonecypher November 23, 2011

what would you do for a klondike bar? 

An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.

On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.

Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.

Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)

what would you do for a klondike bar? by hai_bai September 7, 2011

klondyking 

when two manly lesbians exchange sexual favors for bites of a Klondike bar. They ask what you would do for a Klondike bar and they other does a sexual thing and receives a bite of the bar.

me and jen where klondyking all night long

klondyking by does he look like a bitch? July 8, 2012

backwards klondike 

backwards klondike is a sexual position in which a dude stands leaning against an open freezer or refridgerator and a girl bends over in front of him with her legs behind his and her arms/ hands on the floor (for support). similar to doggy style but the guy stands

it was getting hot last july so me and ramon did the backwards klondike in the frozen pizza aisle after hours in weis

backwards klondike by Widdle Munchkin June 29, 2009

Klondike bar floozie 

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".

A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.

Klondike bar floozie by QuacksO September 16, 2014

what would you do for a klondike bar? 

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

what would you do for a klondike bar? by GM123 April 21, 2016

Klondike 

(v) - A sexual act consisting of a white woman being voluntarily pommeled in between two strong black males. Usually the white woman is unable to walk/stand for a long amount of time.

Me: Hey you hear Lacy is in a coma?
Friend: Yeah, I heard she was thrown around by some fellas the other night.
Me: Yeah, she was hot for being so trashy.
Friend: Yeah she went from hot to being fucked cold.
Me: That's why they call it a klondike.

Girl 1: Why are we in Aurora?
Girl 2: I want to get a klondike.
Girl 1: We should have gotten a dd.

Klondike by Migrodamus August 29, 2009