Krystalle’e

Krystalle’e is my girlfriend and is the cutest little garden gnome in the whole world. She has a beautiful heart and doesn’t realize how amazing she truly is. Krystalle’e is 5’0 dark bluish, brownish, greenish, locs, cute nose, big bug eyes, and pearly white teeth. Her favorite colors are black, green and red. Fav movies:

-childhood: mowanna, Milan, princess and the frog, lion king
-regular: Harry potter, godzilla (2 recent ones), oceans 8, rush hour (all 3), Friday (not really the first but all them), wakanda forever, marvel, thor ragnorok,

Comfort movie: death on the Nile

McDonald’s order:
-Quarter pounder no pickles extra onions
-spicy nuggets
-banana strawberry smoothie
-doesn’t really like fries

Fav candy:
- harbio twin snake gummies

Fav Drink:
-grapefruit drink

Fav dog:
Black or brown lab (puppy)

-Apples make her sick

-Allergic to pineapples but drink pineapple juice

-Allergic to penicillin

-hates burnt bacon

-Hates room temperature stuff

-hates cooked tomatoes

SHES MINEEEEE - Lailah 6/6/24

When you find a krystalle’e make sure to keep her! She’s so cool

by Killerlaii June 6, 2024

Kirkstyle

A long-distance cumshot onto the side of the neck, ideally in a public place.

The liberals did him kirkstyle at the debate.

by CE054 January 24, 2026