Ass-Breath Killers

Not to be confused with Courage Juice

Pills with the taste of lemon merengue developed by Dr. Mawangi Misoi before his hanging hundreds of years ago. Cures Ass-Breath by hardening the backbone. Currently produced in Cuba. Originally made from ground gunpowder made by Haitian slaves and sweat from Seminoles who fought against the U.S. Army in the Seminole wars. Tested on Nathaniel “Nat” Turner, then further tested in France, It should also be noted a bottle of it was found in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown.

Ingredients were added by various people from places like Russia, The Congo, Vietnam, and China. Currently on the FDA Shit-List.

Person 1: So you done took the Ass-Breath Killers, is it workin yet?
Person 2: Nah; man is yours workin yet?
Person 1: I think mine is about to start workin now, There it goes
Corporate Drone: Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?
Person 1: I'm supposed to be draggin my foot, out your motherfuckin ass.

by Givl Upi July 11, 2018

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by ps1hagrid234156 April 6, 2022

roach killers

n 1: western-style boots characterized by very pointy toes. Named so because this style footwear may only be appropriate, albeit most effective, for killing cornered roaches. Commonly accentuated by metal covering and worn by lovers of garish cowboy couture.

"Check out that jackass with the roach killers and assless jeans. Holy Shit, that's Sean Borja!"

by Sean Borja - Graphic Designer and Local Zero July 7, 2006

The Killers

Kick-ass awesome band. The fact that they're so popular with the MTV types gives me hope for humanity, that maybe people still do have some taste.

Save some face, you know you've only got one.

by Me April 20, 2005

cowboy killers

A small roll of finely cut tobacco for smoking, enclosed in a wrapper of thin paper. A cigarette.

aka - chokes, cancer sticks.

Are you still smoking those cowboy killers?

by Kevin Katz December 23, 2003

the killers

Very awesome band. Great music with great lyrics. Check them out.

some lyrics by the Killers:

"Choking on your allibi"


"Smile like you mean it"

"I've got soul but im not a soldier"

by meno September 21, 2005

Killers

Awesome band; The Killers are from Las Vegas, Nevada. The band is made up of Brandon Flowers- vocals, Dave Keuning- guitar, Mark Stoermer- bass, and Ronnie Vannucci- drums.

The new single from The Killers is called Bones, it was directed by Tim Burton.

by Natalia Lucio November 28, 2006