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a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator
person 1: krystan is the biggest liar I've ever seen

person 2 : I know!
krystan by kdjtuuu July 18, 2009
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Krystiana 

She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing
Did you hear about Ethan with Krystiana

Yeah they are really cute he’s so lucky
Krystiana by Wh0sethan June 27, 2019

Kristian 

usually a well groomed individual, with a charming smile, and body built like zues. most of the time kristians are very athletic and known for their speed and quickness. kristians are very gud looking, and women are naturally attracted to him. Kristians are the best lovers and know how to satisfy the ladies.
-"wow that guy gets all the ladies"

-"yeah i know, what a Kristian!"
Kristian by lil darkie May 1, 2010

Khristina 

The most beautiful girl in the world. Smart, caring, funny, talented. Unforgettable in every way. Gorgeous. If you should be so lucky as to meet a "Khristina" you must treasure her and let her go because you will never meet another one.
The moment I met Khristina my life changed forever.
Khristina by mattymgm February 27, 2022

Kristian 

The definition of cute. He is so handsome and loving and his eyes are like a puppy. So cute.
Kristian is so cute.
Kristian by kristiansgf May 1, 2019

Khrystina 

The name of a girl who is the perfect example of perfection. She is usually blonde, short, and incredibly attractive. She has the greatest ass in the world, the cutest laugh, the best hips, and a beast runner. If you find a very rare girl like this...hold on to her and never let go.
She was so perfect, her name had to be Khrystina.
Khrystina by W54 May 5, 2009

Krystian 

A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".
Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...
Krystian by Virologic April 13, 2021