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Kettling 

When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.

1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.

2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.

3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.

4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.

Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
Kettling by Professor Wow December 10, 2008
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Kettling 

Verb;
The act of searching for the most expensive kettle online.
GEOFF: "You suck at searching."
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"
Kettling by Sky-Way July 27, 2017

Kettling 

To wheeze uncontrollably when you laugh or to possess a laugh that is a wheeze or sounds like a steam kettle
Kettling by AxxiosGrey July 28, 2018

Kettling 

Def. Rolling down the car windows on a crisp autumn day and blasting the heater.
Its a chilly day, we should take a drive and go kettling.
Kettling by sf303 October 14, 2016
The noun 'Kethelin' belongs to a very special girl. She will love you and treat you well. She is funny and will never give up on you.
Kethelin, I love you.
kethelin by Bxbygirl.kk April 19, 2018

Kateline 

The name Katelin, except it’s spelled wrong. People with this peculiar name tend to be extremely short, and get salty over the littlest things. This is probably also the type of person who will cry her eyes out after getting a B+ on a math test.
Person 1: Hello, my name is Kateline.
Person 2: Yo, wtf did your mom make a mistake on your birth certificate or what?
Person 1: fuck off mate I’m gonna fucking stab you with my sharp dick
Kateline by yourrealname69420 December 18, 2019

katheline 

Katheline is a very unique girl, she’s very outgoing, fun, interesting, and a great listener. No matter behind friendship or relationship, she will always have your back, as long as you forgive your part, you will be fine. Warning, don’t get on her bad side or you will see hell. She’s not a person to mess with, and always wins an argument, bringing facts and etc. if she did something she will try to solve, and apologize, if you have a katheline, then keep her, as she might bring joy to your life.
Oh my god, have you seen Katheline lately?
katheline by Only.Uwu April 16, 2020