The New Nintendo Kennel Club

A gay, unwanted website administrated by a girl named Sara. Most people there fail at life, and unfortunately, have bad problems. They're all addicted to dogs and puppies and argue over who is the most popular and who is immature or not. It is over-populated with teenager girls and the odd man or rapist. In other words, it's the poop stain in your underpants.

Guy 1: I go to the New Nintendo Kennel Club !
Guy 2: I used to before I got raped...

by Mitchgasssm March 19, 2009

Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.

Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!

by MR Nipple June 19, 2014

Kennely

-A word that means Handsome or Beautiful

-Can also be a unique name that means Handsome or Good looking.

Woah!! that boy is kennely

Kennely is so handsome <3

by インドラ September 27, 2018

kernel panic

it's similar to micro$hit winblows Blue Screen Of Death

You never forget your first kernel panic.

by lunatux June 22, 2006

Kessel

to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.

Hafi was kesseled by Wiesi.

by The Fr34k May 11, 2008

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009

Phil Kessel

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College

Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!

by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009